Skeet Ulrich Has Always Been Fine AF

Your daily reminder that Skeet is cuter than a piece of gluten free battered cod.

This won’t remotely be news to anyone—Skeet Ulrich existed before Riverdale, and he was the epitome of serial killer chic in the ‘90s. If his turn as Neve Campbell’s bae in Scream has somehow escaped you, here’s a quick recap:

Billy Loomis was, and will always be, the absolute perfect dosage of cute and creepy mixed like a Sex on the Beach cocktail in a tall glass. He is single-handedly responsible for a zillion other movie villains, riffing off of Kevin Williamson’s always-in-style slasher, and Skeet’s sexy but dead eyes and crooked smile.

Also in 1996, he looked impossibly fresh-faced in The Craft:

And then there’s the fucking magical reincarnation, second wave of Skeet’s career in Riverdale, in which he joined the hot ‘90s dad contingent we never knew we desperately needed:

This has been your daily reminder that Skeet Ulrich is cuter than a piece of gluten free battered cod.