Posts in Clarissa's Guide
Romance, Revenge, and Raising Hell: Clarissa Explains F*** All's Fave Films of 2018

It’s been a year of uncommonly good rom-coms, searing satire, chilling horror, and blood soaked tales of rip-roaring revenge.

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With its 90s Episode, 'Riverdale' Became the Wes Craven Tribute of our Dreams

Add a sprinkle of ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’, an obscure horror movie tie-in cover song, and the hot spectre of Billy “bubblebutt boyfriend” Loomis and you’ve got one helluva dreamy tribute to Wes Craven.

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An Illustrated Guide to the Gothic, Camp Genius of ‘Riverdale’ S3 (So Far)

A lovingly screencapped guide to all of our favourite moments from the first two episodes of the third season of the show. Because holy shit, my fellow serpents and ghoulies, S3 is shaping up to be dark, camp masterpiece.

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Everything to Watch, Hear, and Do This Week (Oct 8th - Oct 14th)

Your fave Netflix teen drama and Japanese reality show are making a return alongside the premieres of a horror musical, a binge-worthy haunting, a bisexual dramedy, and Nicholas Cage losing his fucking mind.

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Everything to Watch, Hear, and Do This Week (Oct 1st - Oct 7th)

There’s Lady Gaga’s latest attempt to win another huge award; Season two of bawdy coming-of-age comedy Big Mouth; Cat Power returns to her You Are Free sound; Flight of the Conchords make their welcome return and plenty more!

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