By the end of season three we’re wholly expecting Archie Andrews’ abs to develop sentience and be revealed as The Gargoyle King.
Read MoreIn popular culture, asking for consent is a real mood-buster. If you want a woman to fall madly in lust or love with you, all you have to do is force her until she relents and there’ll be no consequences for however violently you attacked her.
Read MoreAdd a sprinkle of ‘A Nightmare on Elm Street’, an obscure horror movie tie-in cover song, and the hot spectre of Billy “bubblebutt boyfriend” Loomis and you’ve got one helluva dreamy tribute to Wes Craven.
Read MoreMaking a Murderer Part 2 finally asks the right questions, including—but not limited to—if Steven Avery and Brendan Dassey didn’t kill Teresa Halbach, then who did? And the person behind these pretty fucking pertinent questions is Kathleen Zellner.
Read MoreA lovingly screencapped guide to all of our favourite moments from the first two episodes of the third season of the show. Because holy shit, my fellow serpents and ghoulies, S3 is shaping up to be dark, camp masterpiece.
Read MoreWhoever hired Mischa Barton for The Hills reboot deserves a pay rise.
Read MoreThe end of ‘The Affair’ involves more than just the death of a major character & mysterious behind the scenes drama. It could involve an 8 hour drinking session and the ever-noble Joshua Jackson standing by his friend.
Read MoreI live in hope that one day Dawson will be back. Along with Pacey Witter.
Read MoreNetflix’s AirBnB development show heads to a working class community in Brooklyn, loses all awareness of itself, and is stacked full of white-cringe and rainbow bagels. It’s the interior design equivalent of white saviour syndrome.
Read MoreThe spookiest, grossest, scariest, and trashiest TV Halloween specials to watch every day in October.
Read MoreKilling off Alison Bailey is like burying Rachel Green in Friends: you just shouldn’t do it. Even if you want to.
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